CONFESSION: I've watched this movie every year around Thanksgiving since it came out in 1995. I was 13 and it was VHS favorite of my mother's. I still consider it the best Thanksgiving Movie (not that there's a lot) ever created. Let me tell you how this movie stands the test of time: Family Dysfunction… Continue reading Single Mom Movie Review: Home for the Holidays
My friend is going through a break-up. It's been devastating for her, magnified x1000 because she also suffers from anxiety and depression. It's bad enough feeling severed from something even in the best of circumstances, so yeah..I feel terrible for her. My last break-up was with my babydaddy, and it was so traumatic that I… Continue reading Lean on
Ahhhh the therapeutic ritual of prepping chile: Peeling off the blackened, fire roasted layer of skin. Stripping the seeds off the slimy vegetable flesh; reminds me of octopus tentacles. Pulling out the pulpy green innards... Straight up GUTTING, Yo.
Ok so I've been in a funk. I'm low. I'm trying to sort it out. Obviously I'm not in love with Young Buck. Our relationship consisted of 1 kiss, 4 weeks of texting, 1 phone call, 3 orgasms and some missing clothing. I didn't want anything more than that. But now my phone is quiet. The… Continue reading Let Down
So.... Went to happy hour and ate Carribean Jerk pizza with kiddo and grandma after work Friday. Met up with friends for a microbrew benefit later that night. Lost shirt at Young Buck's Friday night (yeah, I was that girl). Made Sangria Saturday morning. Finally removed studded snow tires Saturday afternoon. Got sunburned (damn Colorado). Went to a birthday… Continue reading Werewolf
Young Buck finally cajoled me into calling him. I was getting pretty frustrated with my POS keyboard, and I'm afraid I'm going to get a $200 phone bill next month from over-texting, so I broke down and talked to him in person. Ironing out the details of a FWB relationship is a little uh...awkward. I… Continue reading The Phone
The Policy Committee was predictably depressing. I am so ashamed of my peers. Fellow moms who didn't seem to give a rats ass about anything except making motions to accept everything that was presented to them. Maybe they get a thrill about having some power. Maybe they like the free food. Maybe they just like sucking… Continue reading Headstart, Roofie, Mother’s Day, Full Moon
At about 3:30 yesterday, Daycare called and said LB had a rash. They told me I need to take her to the doctor and get a note saying its not contagious before she can return. By the time I got there, the rash had all but cleared up. We live in southwest Colorado, its dry.… Continue reading Broken system
had a little emotional breakdown last night while watching Intervention. Yes, I STILL watch it. Now that I have cable TV included in my rent, I no longer have to watch my addicts on Youtube. I can even do the Wii Fit while I watch, so double score. Consequently, I've been getting my own little… Continue reading Drunk
The 21-year-old stud texted me for an hour last night. What a trip he is. He's like a walking, talking Red State. I almost forgot what it's like to be barely legal, full of conviction and self-righteousness. Like you're ready to stare down any fool that gets in your way, demanding authority, simply because you're the hottest thing on… Continue reading How much of a hippie are you?