Dreams vol. 2

The power went off this morning. Luckily, my alarm had already clicked on so I didn't wake up late. Had I been working for Head Start, this obviously would have cost me my job. Just another example of why their AWOL policy is completely unreasonable. Here's the summary from last night's dream-fest. Click on the links to see what the … Continue reading Dreams vol. 2

Single mom dreams

I've been taking Tylenol PM at night so I can endure the Strep Throat and get some rest.  Consequently, my dreams have been kooky. I had this one about 2 days ago, so the details are a little fuzzy: I dreamed something in my house broke, and my landlord called a handyman to fix it. … Continue reading Single mom dreams


*Note: my apologies up front for this long, raw, post. I had to get it out. You may hate me after reading this. When Rooferman and I first got together, I gave him a dog. My gay friend's hairdresser told me about a pit bull that a single mom was being forced to get rid of. … Continue reading Dooby


Something is in the air this week. My co-worker's grandmother-in-law died on Tuesday night. My other co-worker's pastor's house burned down yesterday. My boss got a call from one of the preschool teachers, threatening  to walk out of her classroom due to a little girl screaming and locking herself in the bathroom for over an hour. There's been an … Continue reading Mental

Uranus & Saturn are controlling my dreams

Last night I had a dream about my Court date.  I dreamed I was in something that resembled a high school auditorium with hundreds of other rowdy, yelling 20-something-year-olds. I was confused. I had all my papers and files and was dressed formally, ready to present my case, but it was obvious this wasn't a … Continue reading Uranus & Saturn are controlling my dreams

The child’s best interest

I fell into bed last night at 9:30 pm. I still slept through my alarm this morning. I don't know how much sleep is going to satisfy me. I had 9 hours and 15 minutes of sleep last night. Why am I still tired? Still having crazy dreams. Saturday night I dreamed Michael Jackson was married … Continue reading The child’s best interest

Astrology, Dreams, Birth Control and Potty Training

Someone googled "Best time to potty train by the zodiac" and found my blog. Flogging hilarious. Ironic, because last night for some reason, I asked LB "Do you want to wear a diaper or undies to bed tonight?" To which she responded, "Diaper or undies? UNDIES!" Dum da dum dum. Why did I ask? I'm … Continue reading Astrology, Dreams, Birth Control and Potty Training