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In Bed with Paul

August 27, 2007
I had a sex dream last night involving Paul Giamatti. I think he is one of the least attractive men in the world. Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s a great actor. Sideways is currently one of my favorite movies of all time, and his performance in Cinderella Man is just so damn fine, it gets me every time.

But these movies came out years ago, and I did not have sex dreams about PG back then, so what is the deal? I guess the only thing I can chalk it up to is my recent viewing of The Nanny Diaries, in which PG starred in as Mr. X. However, his role (unlike Sideways and Cinderella Man) was the most unappealing, chauvinistpigish, gives-you-the-creeps human being you you could possibly ask for.

I was utterly sick to my stomach when his character tried to cop a feel off Scarlett Johanson’s character in the movie. So….. WHY AM I HAVING SEX DREAMS ABOUT HIM? Does it mean I am attracted to Assho**s? Does it mean I have a fantasy about being homewrecker? Or does it mean that I am just desperate to get some and even the slightest on-screen incident (as gross as it was) turns me on?

Whatever the case may be, I am a little ashamed of myself, but definitely more turned on overall by Paul Giamatti. I hope he visits my dreams again, hopefully as Richard the Bellman from My Best Friend’s Wedding, or Joe Gould from Cinderella Man. He was pretty hot in American Splendor too 🙂

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Colorado Girl permalink
    August 27, 2007 1:56 pm

    Hey Piscesmama =)

    I had so much fun with you this weekend. Thanks for coming and I’m glad the car seat is working good. I love your blog today; it totally cracked me up. Anyways, have a great day and thanks for the head’s up on the other blog, I’ll try and check it when I have more time. Give LB a kiss for me!

    Love you both, J

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  2. Dr. Smak permalink
    August 31, 2007 5:44 pm

    Maybe it was just a coincidence, a casual meeting of a hormonal surge and a movie.

    Try watching a Matthew McConaughey movie tonight – sweet(er) dreams!

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  3. June 27, 2008 6:41 am

    I recently had a sex dream about Chris Kattan who I can’t stand. WTF?

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