In Bed with Paul
But these movies came out years ago, and I did not have sex dreams about PG back then, so what is the deal? I guess the only thing I can chalk it up to is my recent viewing of The Nanny Diaries, in which PG starred in as Mr. X. However, his role (unlike Sideways and Cinderella Man) was the most unappealing, chauvinist–pigish, gives-you-the-creeps human being you you could possibly ask for.
I was utterly sick to my stomach when his character tried to cop a feel off Scarlett Johanson’s character in the movie. So….. WHY AM I HAVING SEX DREAMS ABOUT HIM? Does it mean I am attracted to Assho**s? Does it mean I have a fantasy about being homewrecker? Or does it mean that I am just desperate to get some and even the slightest on-screen incident (as gross as it was) turns me on?
Whatever the case may be, I am a little ashamed of myself, but definitely more turned on overall by Paul Giamatti. I hope he visits my dreams again, hopefully as Richard the Bellman from My Best Friend’s Wedding, or Joe Gould from Cinderella Man. He was pretty hot in American Splendor too 🙂