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Major Hottie

April 1, 2009

A really HOT guy came to the front desk this morning. No, he was an intimidatingly gorgeous half Latino, half Choctaw sculpture of a man. After he left, I lifted my jaw off the floor and turned to my co-worker.

“I know him. He’s single. He works at Steamworks,” she said.

Immediately we did what any virtuous employees with access to information would do: We looked up all the details we could find on him, including his age, education and parents’ profession. BAD I know, but  I don’t think I actually violated any FERPA guidelines by doing it.

My romantic history:  Sushi Boy; Scared him off. Tree Boy; have yet to “set up” the accidental meeting.  Major Hotness Man; may be reduced to stalking staking him out at the local brew pub.  Am I totally dysfunctional about men?

On another note. I won a self-help book at the annual Employee Appreciation Lunch. The title: “Where to draw the line.” Hmm. I think the universe is telling me something.

Happy April!

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14 Comments leave one →
  1. April 1, 2009 2:07 pm

    That’s an awesome post… You actually made me smile for the first time today.

    Thanks!

  2. April 1, 2009 2:07 pm

    Stalk away and enjoy the view!

  3. Shiona permalink
    April 1, 2009 2:30 pm

    How cool! Hey there’s no harm in looking or getting information. Everyone needs a little background info right?

  4. April 1, 2009 2:36 pm

    I must have missed the posts about Tree Boy….

  5. April 1, 2009 3:06 pm

    Just hearing about him makes me appreciate the day more…

  6. April 1, 2009 9:00 pm

    You go girl!

  7. April 2, 2009 7:27 am

    Yes, stalk away and then blog about it. :) I’ll live vicariously through you.

  8. April 2, 2009 9:56 am

    Happy hunting! ;)

  9. April 2, 2009 4:01 pm

    I think I know that guy! Er, I think I remember that guy. Tall, gorgeous long hair, lean, INCREDIBLE bone structure? I used to check him out all the time. GIT SOME!

  10. brookeb4 permalink
    April 9, 2009 11:16 am

    I didn’t know you had a Sushi Boy in your life! Where can I read about that??? Sorry I’ve been silent. Hope you are well!!!

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